||[Jan. 5th, 2006|02:33 pm]
I've been thinking. Shocking, I know. Anyway, during all this thinking, I realized something:
People are sick and tired of my and Envy's little pissing contests. They don't give a shit which of us has a bigger dick (and it's totally me, by the way. Ten bucks says Envy hasn't even got a dick.) and frankly, they wish I had something other to do with myself besides start shit with Envy. Some guy asked why I don't masturbate more. I told him that masturbating is basically what I'm doing when I start shit with Envy.
Of course, the problem here is that people want to watch me jack off about as much as they want to watch Dick Cheney finger his own asshole.
I had a point to all this.
I'm sorry, Envy. You're great. You really are. You're so much smarter and cooler than me. And you have MUCH better taste in friends. I mean, I love my friends to death, but nobody will ever be cooler than that Kira guy. He's fucking awesome. Really smart, too.
Envy, I love you like a brother.
No more stupid fights, okay?
((Kaira, I'm SO sorry. ^^;;;; If anyone's wondering what happened, Kira got bored and he's the puppetmaster behind both accounts. If Kaira doesn't like it, though, we can delete this and pretend it never happened. .__.))